“Trojan Man” Presents Suave Ways to Introduce a Condom Into the Action...
NEW YORK--(COLLEGIATE PRESSWIRE)--Nov. 27, 2000--FRET NOT, PARTY-GOERS! In honor of this festive holiday season of friends and lovers, and in hopes of making it a “most healthy and happy New Year,” Trojan Man reminds you that, wherever you may be spending your holidays and New Year’s Eve, if a sexual experience is in the cards, there’s always a way to successfully introduce a condom into the action! This party season, plan ahead for pleasure and protection. So, what’s the best way to creatively make the “condom introduction” to your partner?
Plan of Action for Every Party Locale:
Checking in for the Night - So, the penthouse is yours for the evening? If you’ve rented a room after the big hotel party, sneak upstairs beforehand and place a Trojan and a chocolate or mint on the freshly fluffed pillow for your love interest to discover saying, “my, isn’t housekeeping thoughtful!”
The Taxi Ride Home - Hailing a cab back to your pad? On the way, let your lover know that you have a special “goodie drawer” at home. Playfully lead your partner to the drawer and let he/she pick from a pleasurable assortment of Trojan condoms.
Dancin’ in the Streets - Out at the downtown street bash, ask your potential guy/gal to make a run to the convenience store with you for more drinks or eats. Suggest picking out a box of Trojan condoms together with added pleasure benefits (you don’t want to be inconvenienced later)!
Pleasure Trip - Heading to the slopes for a little holiday fun? Before heading out to ski for the day, secretly lay out your bathing suits and place a Trojan on top. When asked what the condom is for, comment, “the bathing suit is for the hot tub and the other “suit” is for a little post-hot tub activity!”
Watching the Ball Drop - If you happen to be spending a romantic night at home with your partner, you can always tie a Trojan condom and a bell around Fido’s neck and summon your pup to present protection when the time is right. (If you aren’t a pet owner, try a remote control fire truck or racecar.)
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