Kerry Bests Bush Babes in Heavy.com`s `Political Ho Down` for Hottest Political Spawn; More Americans Want to Spend the Night in The Lincoln Bedroom with Alexandra Kerry Than Other First Daughter Contenders
NEW YORK and WASHINGTON--(COLLEGIATE PRESSWIRE)--Nov 2, 2004--Nearly 400,000 Americans have cast their ballots and the results are in: Kerry Wins in a Landslide! Alexandra Kerry has bested the Bush Babes to win the popular vote for Hottest First Daughter on Heavy.com`s ``Political Ho Down.`` The tally is:
Cate Edwards: 24,567
Alexandra Kerry: 172,824
Jenna Bush: 64,295
Barbara Bush: 124,712
Poll Director David Carson commented, ``Overwhelmingly, Americans want to `rock the vote` with Alexandra over the other political daughters. Not even Jenna`s alcoholic antics or Barbara`s dirty dancing could sway voters from Alexandra`s `sheer` beauty and charisma.``
Despite protests over Heavy`s polling methodology by Kathleen Harris, Heavy.com will formally name Alexandra Kerry as ``Miss Heavy`` on November 2.
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